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Ian ([personal profile] lovingboth) wrote2003-08-29 04:44 pm

You know you've been reading too many surveys when

your idea of what to do this weekend should involve includes sex in multiple positions, for much longer than a hour, including making them come with just your hands and lots of oral sex, with a woman who's having her period and wearing a strap-on... and a friend. Preferably male.

What the weekend will probably involve:

Well, I have to do an outline of the book I was supposed to have finished about a year ago (won't take too long).

Look at stuff on mortgage misselling (ditto).

Seeing at least two of T3, Pirates of.., SpyKids 3, and Pie 3 at the PeckhamPlex.

... unless you want to help with the original idea :)

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