"sex in multiple positions, for much longer than a hour, including making them come with just your hands and lots of oral sex, with a woman who's having her period and wearing a strap-on... and a friend. Preferably male."

Sounds good to me ... must find out what happens when I get there!

::bounces a little bit but not t-o-o much for fear of upsetting the apple cart::

(Why am I lying on this apple cart? It's cold and wet out here!!)