You know you've been reading too many surveys when

[lovingboth]

your idea of what to do this weekend should involve includes sex in multiple positions, for much longer than a hour, including making them come with just your hands and lots of oral sex, with a woman who's having her period and wearing a strap-on... and a friend. Preferably male.

What the weekend will probably involve:

Well, I have to do an outline of the book I was supposed to have finished about a year ago (won't take too long).

Look at stuff on mortgage misselling (ditto).

Seeing at least two of T3, Pirates of.., SpyKids 3, and Pie 3 at the PeckhamPlex.

... unless you want to help with the original idea :)

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[cujosmurf.livejournal.com]

You know you've been reading too many surveys when
your idea of what to do this weekend should involve includes sex in multiple positions, for much longer than a hour, including making them come with just your hands and lots of oral sex, with a woman who's having her period and wearing a strap-on... and a friend. Preferably male.

*giggles madly*

Thank you, you have just made me laugh out loud for the first time today. :-)

[vampwillow]

"sex in multiple positions, for much longer than a hour, including making them come with just your hands and lots of oral sex, with a woman who's having her period and wearing a strap-on... and a friend. Preferably male."

Sounds good to me ... must find out what happens when I get there!

::bounces a little bit but not t-o-o much for fear of upsetting the apple cart::

(Why am I lying on this apple cart? It's cold and wet out here!!)

[f-l-i-r-t.livejournal.com]

MMmm...I like your first suggestion, but I would, wouldn't I? *wg*

[lovingboth]

That reminds me - you're less busy soon, aren't you?

[f-l-i-r-t.livejournal.com]

Yes I am.... why? *curious grin*

[badriya.livejournal.com]

Yesterday I had to work, verifying exam papers. Not sure I want to do it again next year as it is badly paid and very very very boring.
Today we are off to the Globe to see an all-male cast in Edward 11. I am looking forward to that.

And next weekend I have two things I want to do at the same time, but Sunday is free....;) ?

[lovingboth]

The thread at http://www.livejournal.com/users/lovingboth/94756.html

[f-l-i-r-t.livejournal.com]

ahh, yes... still stands true... now for the comparing of diaries and schedules...*soft smile*

[lovingboth]

Well, if it's near Earl's Court or in central London generally, I can do more or less any weekday lunchtime / afternoon...

[lovingboth]

Well, I'm free from about 1pm then for something cultural or horizontal :)

[f-l-i-r-t.livejournal.com]

haven't forgotten this offer and will take you up on it, just drop you a note when is good and find out if ok with you... ?