Odd headline in the Daily Fail

"Tap water sold in supermarkets" is front page news, apparently.

Didn't everyone know that is what 'table water' translates as?

Next week: "Sausages and burgers contain parts of pigs and cows that you might not want to eat" or "If a carton or bottle says '(fruit) drink', it's expensive squash" or...

Anyway regardless of the state of knowledge about food labelling laws, here are some things that the Daily Hate Mail didn't think were front page news, unlike that and being rude about John Cleese:

South African police kill over thirty miners.

Ian Brady twists the knife again.

The Atos benefits contact is even more dodgy.

Pussy Riot jailed for two years.

MPs criticise Bob Diamond's evidence.

BBC paid Director General less than a sixth of what he can get in the private sector...