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Ian ([personal profile] lovingboth) wrote2005-04-30 02:41 pm

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Two films on UK TV over the weekend are The Godfather (Five, tomorrow) and Raging Bull (last night, BBC1).

The reviewers for Metro Life, the free listings magazine with the city's main paper, give marks out of five.

Both these get... four.

FOUR !?!?

Just what do you have to do to get five?

[identity profile] hieroglyphe.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just what do you have to do to get five?

Quite clearly the director has to perform oral sex on the reviewers.