I'm not expecting anyone to want this

[lovingboth]

But there's a spare Evesham PC here - Cyrix 500 MHz, about 192M RAM, 30G hard drive, about ten years old. What's saved it so long is that the case is small and it's been used with Debian to test things before doing them to my online server. It currently has PuppyLinux on - this loads everything into RAM so it runs reasonably even on aged hardware like this.