And people wonder why I read court judgements on BAILII...

[lovingboth]

'This is a dispute between a tattoo artist and a retailer of cacti about the use of the trading name "PRICK".'

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[thekumquat]

I love the descriptions of the unreliable witnesses vs the defendant's "admirable succintness" 'because it would have shown me porn and penises'!

[lovingboth]

From another one: "His evidence and the Defendants' case as a whole was, in my judgment, a tangled mass of contradictions, inconsistencies, unlikelihoods, implausibilities and untruths which obscured any truthful evidence he may have given such that I cannot identify it."