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A female escort has just emailed my work, having got the email address off a sex work discussion board I keep an eye on, a offering a discount.

Ok, let's have a look at her site. "I am the girl that you dreamed of, I will fulfill all your desires that you would not dream of asking your partner, girlfriend or wife to do.

"I will do almost anything, anal sex deep throat you name it. I am sub so I love you to be masterful in bed and I enjoy light pain. [..] I draw the line at watersports and women."

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Date: 2004-03-04 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhino.livejournal.com
You know, I think I'd *love* to work at your place!

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Date: 2004-03-04 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syllopsium.livejournal.com
ROFL

I will fulfill all your desires that you would not dream of asking your partner, girlfriend or wife to do
What's the point of being in a relationship where you cant even discuss your fantasies with your partner..

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Date: 2004-03-04 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lproven.livejournal.com
Well, quite. Even if they do say no. :¬)

Sometimes. :¬))

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Date: 2004-03-04 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tallis-ryhope.livejournal.com
oh no, i've got it all wrong, all these years i've drawn the line at anal sex and submission, when really i shouldn't have been doing those doubles and golden showers!!

woe is me!! ;P

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Date: 2004-03-04 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elves-uk.livejournal.com
wot no scuba sex!

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Date: 2004-03-08 08:11 am (UTC)
vampwillow: (firecircle)
From: [personal profile] vampwillow
"fulfill all your desires ... I am sub ... I enjoy light pain"

d.o.e.s...n.o.t...c.o.m.p.u.t.e...

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Date: 2004-03-08 08:12 am (UTC)
vampwillow: (vampMap)
From: [personal profile] vampwillow
ps., Having lived with two 'Essex Babes' ([livejournal.com profile] marybelle and Sarah (WINOLJ) they are not all as 'essex' as they are thought to be!

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