Don't touch that Tab! Look at this instead.

[lovingboth]

From The Register: Microsoft patents tabbing through a web page (Not drink in mouth safe!)

From Fleshbot: the ultimate in whatever the MTF equivalent of 'packing' is.. tucking? (Not worksafe!)

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[mhw.livejournal.com]

And now with the Menstruation Function, apparently (http://www.mslisasdressingroom.com/sheathbladder.asp) (presumably similarly not worksafe)

[a-musing-amazon.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I remember programming tabbing like that through a screen on 16-bit Superbrain, using APL, back in the early 80's. Presumably we'll find MS will have have patented selecting a hyperlink with the mouse next.