Newstand headline for the Kensington Times this week

[lovingboth]

Phone
Mast
Porn
Fears

.. erm, people are going to be driven to a masturbating frenzy by seeing all those metal erections? They'll become venues for porn shoots??

What porn fears do you have about phone masts?

Comments

[pavlos.livejournal.com]

Don't know, but they were building a footbridge in the centre of Edinburgh a few months ago. The crane that ccame to hoist it had a chunky, thick boom, and it was not fully extended so it had about the right proportions and upward angle, and it said CAPITAL ERECTIONS on it.