'No jury in the world would convict...'

Just testing, but the penalty for chatting on your mobile phone at the opera after the start of act two should be instant (but silent) death, shouldn't it?

Especially if it's just behind me.

'I saw these and thought of you'

Various deleted LJ accounts have been purged and are now open to purchase via a rename token.

A quick browse of some of the Bs reveals this includes

bunnymum, bagbitch, backspin, boyish, butwhy, bandage, buggered, bikeage, boysblow, badlove, badsex, bookclub, badstuff, blackfly...

There were lots of good films in 1971

I'd expect people to have seen many of these:

( 36 examples )

But none of these was apparently #1 at the UK box office that year.

What do you think was?

(Update: and even if you don't want to guess, how many have you seen?)