"You too can have multiple Orgazzzms"

[lovingboth]

The spammers selling this 'pill and system' thoughtfully included a picture in their email (like any sensible person, I don't let external images get loaded).

Intimacy is the main headline, expressing in ways you dream of!, no less, and what's the picture they have to show that?

There's a sunny swimming pool in the background - nice, sensual stuff. There's a woman in it, happy and smiling. Her feet are out of the water and her legs are closed, but you don't doubt that she'd open them for the object of her desire.

He's a gray haired bearded man - is this targeted at me? - and he's gazing lovingly at...

... his laptop?!?!

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[badriya.livejournal.com]

It's like the joke my family used to tell. About Graff Bobby. (there were lots about him)
Graff Bobby was walking along one day and a long red fast sports car pulled up and his friend Freddy got out. Bobby said "Where did you get the fabulous car??" Freddy said "well, I was walking along here last week, just as you are, when this car pulled up next to me with a gorgeous sexy blonde in it, wearing a tight dress that showed every wonderful curve. She invited me to get in and go for a drive. We drove out to the country and then she stopped and suggested we get out and rest on the grass. We got out and she sat down close to me and leaned over, so I could see even more than I had before of her cleavage, and she whsipered "Freddy, you can have anything you want" so I took the car."