I don't know what's the best bit of this story

[lovingboth]

Headline: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

Subheading: A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle

.. because it's the moat that makes all the difference?

Story here but it doesn't say why he wasn't charged with bestiality (an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003) rather than outraging public decency..

Comments

[aster13.livejournal.com]

I especially like this quote at the end of the article:

"A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident". "

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Really? They don't hold regular Traditional British Cream Tea and Dog-Bumming Days?

[aster13.livejournal.com]

I know, it really rather surprised me too. ;)

[ludy]

That must be why moat cleaning is so expensive