"By now, the Bitch may object to getting fucked, but there is nothing she can do or say about it."

[lovingboth]

There's some interesting stuff at this site (albeit needing a spellcheck) but there is also this: How to Get a Female to Let You Fuck Her!

Comments

hahah

[kingginger.livejournal.com]

that is just mad!!

LOL

Who does the author think he is??

Quantity rather than quality one would imagine or something...

It made me laugh alot anywayz!!

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

The second method to prevent you from CUMIN is mental

Does that work for coriander too?

[elfgeek.livejournal.com]

I could replace 'female' with 'male' and use it as inspiration for my next slash story. That's about all that it's good for.

[please-sir.livejournal.com]

I couldn't be arsed to read all of it, but from what I did see, it was laughably crap.